Apparently Kellz Knows Ball

The standings say one thing, and unfortunately it's true.

By HighFi

Somebody Stop Kellz

Another week is in the books, and at this point we may need to check if Kellz has access to the script.

For the second straight week, Kellz was the closest to the final score and continues to put distance between himself and the rest of the field. Sitting comfortably at 73 points, Kellz has opened up a lead and is looking more and more like the team everyone is chasing.

Currently in second place is Tyler with 68 points, doing his best to keep the pressure on. Unfortunately for everyone else, Kellz is pulling away from the pack like an injured wide receiver trying to outrun the police after a drag race.

The rest of us can only watch and hope his strategy eventually includes picking games with his eyes closed.

Looking Ahead

The good news is there’s still plenty of football left.

The bad news is there’s still plenty of football left for Kellz to keep extending his lead.

With six conference matchups on the schedule and plenty of chances for chaos, this could be the week the standings tighten back up.

Or Kellz will somehow gain another three points.

Both outcomes feel equally likely.

Good luck to everyone making picks this week.

You’re going to need it.

Saturday, October 24 Time (ET) TV/Mobile
Indiana at Michigan 12:00pm FOX
Rutgers at Northwestern 12:00pm Peacock
Oregon at Illinois 3:00pm BTN
Iowa at Minnesota 3:30pm FS1
Michigan State at UCLA 3:30pm CBS/Paramount+
USC at Wisconsin 7:30pm NBC/Peacock

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